我想把游戏介绍写在这里，想了想又作罢。这个关卡有个特别抽象的故事背景，如果想要了解的话，可以去trcustoms网站上去看看，如今随便找个AI就能翻译了。令人头疼的是关卡名称，什么poosay什么pussy，这是能登上台面的东西吗？难道我要翻译成“安迪的小雪高塔”？或者“安迪的高塔喵”？还好关卡质量还算不错。

1/3 安迪的塔 Andy's Towerussy

2/3 Jiafei的乡村庄园 Jiafei's Countryside Manorussy

3/3 小有名气者之屋 Room of Semi-Fame

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　　劳拉·克鲁兹又在白天随机时间点睡着了，她的忠实仆从温斯顿正像往常一样给她带来麦当劳，而自己却沉迷于肯德基——毕竟他超讨厌麦当劳。劳拉下午5点左右醒来，意外发现麦当劳套餐居然还热乎着（毕竟她这懒鬼难得准时）。她优雅地吃完并感谢了温斯顿，随后打开游戏笔记本准备玩《黎明杀机》，但进入游戏时却发现自己被困在游戏里：正当她准备购买DLC时，银行账户显示-239英镑的余额——显然是昨晚派对狂欢的后遗症。她瞬间发出尖叫，声波直接震醒了另一个时空的特种兵版劳拉·克劳馥。这位硬核劳拉立刻抄起武器，骑上摩托直奔"普赛神庙"。
　　Laura Cruz was randomly sleeping in the middle of the day again, with winstonussy bringing her McDonalds like the good servant he was, while himself indulging in KFC because he fucking hated McDonalds. Laura woke up at around 5pm, the McDonalds actually still warm surprisingly enough considering her lazy ass. She ate with grace and thanked Winston before going on her gaming laptop to play some Dead By Daylight, but when she entered the game she saw herself in the game: she was about to buy it, but then her bank account showed her -239 pounds because of her last party night, meaning she couldn't get the DLC, and so she screamed so loud the Lara Croft from the Special Ops timeline was shaken awake in the middle of the night. She instantly grabbed her weapons and headed to the temple of Poosay on her bike.

　　抵达后，她径直走向纸杯蛋糕雕像，为某种"买不起DLC的罪孽"乞求原谅。突然灵光一闪，她决定趁无人时向石制普赛神像祈祷，刹那间眼前白光炸裂，伴随贝优妮塔（来自某个平行时空）的尖叫声，而作者沙杜夫斯在此刻陷入自我怀疑："我到底在写什么鬼东西？"白光消退后，雕像上浮现一张纸条给劳拉·克鲁兹："去某某神庙，这是地址，找到我的上古纸杯蛋糕圣物，还给我就实现你的愿望。"
　　Once she arrived, she went straight to the cupcake statue and begged for forgiveness for some kind of sin, because she couldn't afford herself in DBD. Remembering something, she decided to pray to the stone poosay when no one was looking, and she felt her vision go white all of a sudden before the scream of bayonetta erupted from within some other fucking timeline, and Shadoofus questioned himself in this moment what in the hell he was writing. After the flash of cupcakke, a note appeared on the statue to Laura Cruz: "go to sum temple, heres the locations, you'll find my ancient cupcake artifact, give it back and ill grant your wish."

　　拿到纸条后，她直奔随机生成的破庙，发现皮埃尔和拉森正试图破门而入，却被门旁的纸杯蛋糕雕像吓得不敢靠近。结果大门根本没锁，劳拉直接大摇大摆走了进去，门在她身后轰然关闭——此刻她终于明白那两人为何怂成那样，但反正来都来了，干脆一探究竟。
　　After getting the note, she goes to the random ass temple and sees Pierre and Larson trying to break into the temple, but are scared of the cupcakke statue that stands next to the door. Turns out, the doors are unlocked and Lara waltzes right in before the two can warn her. The doors slam shut all of a sudden, and Lara realizes that's why they were scared, but figures it's as good time as any to continue.

　　体验这场"古希腊神庙Meme大冒险"——本关是我之前废弃的希腊主题关卡重制版，还藏了点全收集彩蛋。虽然剧情沙雕无厘头，但自认游戏性相当扎实，值得一试！还等什么？快去把那个纸杯蛋糕圣物抢回来！
　　Experience a very iconic and memastic journey through a greek temple, which is a re-vitalization of my greek adventure level that was scrapped, also including a little something for all secrets gathered. Even with the memes and non-sensical plot, it's worth checking out if I say so myself. What are you waiting for? Go get that cupcake artifact!

　　这居然是个Meme关卡？！但至少有些亮点，而且手感自我感觉良好。虽然边缘略显粗糙（毕竟原本是Discord服务器专属内容），但希望你能喜欢。玩得开心，保持酷炫，耶？
　　A meme level?! Yea, but at least it has some nice moments and the gameplay plays relatively well if I say so myself. I hope you enjoy it despite the slightly rough edges, as this was originally a discord server exclusive. Enjoy the level despite that and stay frosty, yeh?

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